Geeezz it's been a long time! So much to say, but I'll start off slow.

It's been brought to my attention lately, that the lack of men in Seattle and surplus of women will lead to some potential difficulties. This is why, as of Wednesday, July 8, 2009, I hereby enforce a new policy :

"Play thy, before thou get played."

Ladies, don't make yourselves so available. These guys will use you when they want to, and when they don't, they've got the other five girls that they met the same night they met you, at the same club on SPEED DIAL. Yes, I said it. It needed to be said. Let's face it. Here is Seattle, there are a maximum of two different clubs of choice to attend per night. Who will attend? Likely the same lames and dirty birds from the previous night. And if you plan on meeting someone at this club, just be prepared to accept that that man is working the room, and has already gotten at least five other girls numbers. So, don't trip when he's all over her, and then all over you. You asked for it.

Now, this is where my policy comes into effect. Let him do his thing, while you do yo "thang". Ladies: Men do it. Why can't you? Don't let them see you sweat- and NEVER let them see you get mad. They don't expect for you to be talking to two other dudes while they are talking to you. So, let them think you're all into them. And one night, when you're with a guy ("sneak"), and the lame who thinks he 's a player hits you, respond with one of the following : "In the movies", "out to dinner. hit me later", "I can't talk right now."

In most cases, they won't know how to respond. A majority will be amazed! However, if you are dealing with there are the few that will just say, "O.K.", and truly be OK with it. We'll cover those tomorrow.